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Iįeel like I've been trying to be someone else lately. I know you wanna help, but this is getting HANK: Anyone ever try that on me, I'll kick his ass.
MY TALKING HANK POOPING SKIN
LUANNE (suggesting an acupuncturist): He sticks needles in your skin and sets them on fire. HANK: Do you have anything here that tastes good? HEALTH STORE EMPLOYEE: Now, is this for your husband? PEGGY: Would that be good for a man who's constipated?
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It's a tofu substitute for the tofu-intolerant. MORLEY: You know, it's possible to live a normal, healthy, slightly less active life without a colon. Hill, I'm going to have to ask you to relax your buttocks.ĭR. Hill, there's certainly nothing going through your intestines that fast.īOBBY: Hey, I like this. A piece of steak would have to shoot through your intestines at the speed of sound. HANK: Now, how could that be? The Earth is 25,000 miles around. PEGGY: Well, that is fascinating, Doctor. MORLEY: Your father's intestine and lay it out in a straight line, it would go all the way around the Earth. MORLEY: You know, Bobby, if I were to take your grandfather's -ĭR. When he was a teenager, he would be in that bathroom three or four times a day.ĭR. But then I spoke to his mother and she said the most interesting thing. Of course, when we were first married, he'd go every day. And Hank's usual schedule is every two days. HANK: Well, I don't usually keep track of these things. MORLEY: How long has it been since your last bowel movement? EVERETT KOOP: Remember, early detection is the key. A dead angel.īOOMHAUER (crying): Why, man, dang ol' why, why?Ĭ. PEGGY: All right, Hank, if it makes you this upset, I will just sit here silently, alone with my worries.īILL (at Hank's fantasy funeral): He looks like an angel. It's gonna be havin' you poopin' just like you used to, man.īOOMHAUER'S GIRLFRIEND: It helped my aunt after her pregnancy.ĭALE: Here's one that's guaranteed to work for you, Hank. Think y'all ought go jogging or swimmin' like water bugs, man, HANK: Would you please stop talking about this?īOOMHAUER: Hey, Hank, you know I've been thinking about y'all and yourĭang'ol bottom and all and what's gonna get it movin' again I If you wanna spend all your timeĭALE: Have you tried squatting? It takes pressure offīILL: You know, Hank, I find a ride on the lawnmower helps.
MY TALKING HANK POOPING FREE
Once every four orįive days gives me more free time. Of that? Maybe you're going a little too much. HANK: Maybe I'm not the one who should be embarrassed.
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(Peggy gasps.) Okay, okay, I'm not a meteorologist, I'm a weather girl.īILL: Oh, Hank, it happens to everyone now and then. NANCY: I'm a meteorologist, not a doctor, but if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say he's got polio. That's not something you should ever know about your father. HANK: Where would you get such an idea? That's ridiculous. They help you make.īOBBY: Well, I thought you were consti. It's not something we need to talk about.īOBBY: You should eat those, Dad. PEGGY: Well, how long have you had this problem? LUANNE: Well, I passed "lather" but I failed "rinse," and then I failed "repeat" too because it includes rinse, which I don't think is very fair. PEGGY: How did the big shampooing final go? Quotes from "Hank's Unmentionable Problem" The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Hank's Unmentionable Problem"Ĭlick here to return to the Main Quotes Page